Joke...

A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help!" The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?" The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!" The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?" "Because the shit is running down my back!"

Women Are Complex Creatures...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN!……..

Truly Madly Deeply...

I'll be your dream...
I'll be your wish...
I'll be your fantasy...
I'll be your hope...
I'll be your love...
Be everything that you need...
I love you more with every breath Truly madly deeply do...
I will be strong...
I will be faithful 'Cos I'm counting on a new beginning...
A reason for living...
A deeper meaning...
I want to stand with you on a mountain...
I want to bathe with you in the sea...
I want to lay like this forever...
Until the sky falls down on me...
And when the stars are shining brightly In the velvet sky...
I'll make a wish Send it to heaven Then make you want to cry...
The tears of joy For all the pleasure and the certainty...
That we're surrounded By the comfort and protection of..
The highest power...
In lonely hours...
The tears devour you...
I want to stand with you on a mountain...
I want to bathe with you in the sea...
I want to lay like this forever...
Until the sky falls down on me...
Bridge Oh can't you see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes 'Cos it's standing right before you...
All that you need will surely come...
I'll be your dream...
I'll be your wish...
I'll be your fantasy...
I'll be your hope...
I'll be your love...
Be everything that you need...
I'll love you more with every breath...
Truly madly deeply do......................... ('',)

Perak spikers

I'm just finish my training as one of SPIKERS of Perak which is end on 31st of Jan... I've gained more experience and knowledge during my training before this... for instance, doing information architecture of certain websites, and given the opportunity to be the Project Manager of my team... Instead of I have no idea of being the PM, I try to be the PM as well as I can...I"ve got and learned something from that which is how to manage the time, work and team members...time consuming, and team work is the important criterias in finishing the required project as well...
I'm also learned a bit about design...how to use adobe photoshop....how to slice...chunking and give effects on text that we've created...
Then, I've learned to use macromedia dreamweaver and ...our trainer from bostonweb Puan Hajar, tell us about the introduction of Neofission which is the medium for programmers to insert the content, edit and upload content and images...the're using pico server to run the program...Besides, she has brief us the introduction of cms, such as mambo and joomla....and teach how to use the cms and the benefits of using these...
We have to complete our training in three months in Usability track... the trainers guide and intruct us in Project management, Information Architecture, Creative Design and User Acceptance Test....Lingesh and Ija are our trainer incharge of practical training...We've doing a lot of presentation....by individuals and in team... but i think it is good for us to develop our presentation skills and to increase our level of confidence during Kick of meeting and URS session involved with clients....On the beginning it's hard for me to adapt all these but then it becomes better and better...until the end of training...
Now, we are working with Skali Web Services....starting on 19th Feb 2008....We just start our journey to achieve our mission and to be professional technopreneur later on.....